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HOW LADIES COMMUNICATE INDIRECTLY

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  HOW LADIES COMMUNICATE INDIRECTLY

HOW TEACHERS USED STUDENTS TO SHOOT THEIR SHOTS

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 HOW TEACHERS USED STUDENTS TO SHOOT THEIR SHOTS

MWANAUME AKIANZA KUSHINDWA PS

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 MWANAUME AKIANZA KUSHINDWA PS

Ukidhani Dem Hataki kumbe Anataka ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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  Ukidhani Dem Hataki kumbe Anataka ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Stop asking her if she has a boyfriend,take her out,make her laugh,buy her gifts and let her decided if she's single or not!๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

*The Funny & interesting thing about being a Rich guy is that every lady you approach is Single.**But once you are poor noooor brother, even a newly born Baby is dating.*Eeeiii,Akua๐Ÿƒ‍♂️๐Ÿƒ‍♂️๐Ÿƒ‍♂️๐Ÿƒ‍♂️๐Ÿƒ‍♂️๐Ÿƒ‍♂️๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Sio lazima uoge kila siku msee,samaki inaishi Kwa maji lakini bado huwa inanuka๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ladies will go through their boyfriend's phone and see nothing but will still get angry and say, "So you have deleted everything"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

To the ladies flexing us with "big butts"Remember that even the televisions with "big backs" went out of fashion"Flat screens" now rock๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

*Some girls will receive 20min call beside you and you won't understand anything all you will be hearing is... Hmmm, Ehn, OK, Yes* ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€

The only time a woman admits her fault is when she tells her man that she was stupid to say yes to him.

Geographers mlitudanganya ati deepest lake ni lake Tanganyika mnajua Sharon na Njeri kweli?? ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿค’ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟ‍♂️

Nimefanya utoto mingi lakini mimi siwezi oga na mtu ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ tabia zingine wachia wazungu aki na tukikulania uko??๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ukiniambia "harder"๐Ÿ† mi nakujibu "tighter"๐Ÿ‘ ndio ikue goal goal siezi kufa na depression solo. Never ๐Ÿ˜‚

Being a Hoe Starts With a ka Blowjob... The Moment You Start Enjoying Sucking a Dick You're a Hoe ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ™Œ

```Kenya is turning into another thing๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♂️๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♂️๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♂️๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿšฎ imagine nanunua mahindi choma alafu muuzanji ananiambia nimkatie kadogo```๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

*Unakumbuka mkichat na the love of your life hadi saa sita ya usiku,What happened? ?!!*๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Don't get excited over her replying to your dm's, she's just waiting for the right moment to ask you for money.Wake up brother๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Unashangaa mbona umaskini inakutandika kumbe ni zile graffiti uliandika kwa Choo pale highschool ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ hazitakuset free ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅฑ

Ikitoka from "good night babe๐Ÿ˜Š" to "sorry i slept off" hapo unajua tu imefika 3rd wave heri u-abort mission๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

My neighbor bought a sound system last week and ever since he's calling his children with a Microphone๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚@pmg

Watu wanalala sai wewe unajaribu ati kupiga mara ya mwisho uone kama atashika๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”si ujiheshimu tu,,๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿšฎ

*WIFE:* I should have married the devil. Even he would make a better husband than you.*HUSBAND:* But honey, marriage between relatives is illegal.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚@pmg

*Remember when you promised yourself that no man will touch you till you get married? Look at you now..* You're even a side nigga๐Ÿ˜‚@pmg๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Wacha kuficha last seen na blueticks .lenga mtu live live hakuna mtu atakupiga๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

*You can have a nice english name๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ but your surname will always drag you back to the village๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น* ....... ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฝ‍♂️๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฝ‍♂️๐Ÿšฎ

Next time when someone says, “No offense” after insulting you, find a way and Beat the shit out of them and say, “No harm done”๐Ÿ˜

What comes after the letter *"S"*?Normal people: TMe: Wait A,B,C,D,E,FG......๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Am sure madem wengine hapa ata wakipewa miili mipya pale mbiguni watakua wameshaiharibu by jioni ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚